I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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