if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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