i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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