im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize
