and next time when you feel me up, do it right
i think i have herpe
just one?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
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That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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