Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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