I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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