3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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