Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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