we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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