My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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