so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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