My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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