My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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