Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
operation harelip BJ is a go
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Randomize
