i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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