What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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