My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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