Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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