I just pynch a tree in the face
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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