can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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