check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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