I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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