We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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