Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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