I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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