if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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