his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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