And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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