We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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