Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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