it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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