He is such a slut. More and more my type.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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