Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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