Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you inspire me to be a worse person
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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