..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize
