just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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