It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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