Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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