Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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