When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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