Where are you?
In a non slutty way
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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