Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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