Your tits are I can't wait for
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
