Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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