Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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