So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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