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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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