singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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