why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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we're making bets on your personal life
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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