We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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