God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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