Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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