We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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