she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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