ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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