You just made me feel so damn special
Your tits are I can't wait for
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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