I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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