the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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